Hello Bikes!

Hello my friends and fellow SGA senators! I’d like to inform you of a very interesting project that the Student Life Committee is currently working on. We’re working on bringing bicycles to Trinity students! Get ready friends, because no longer will you have to endure that terrible hungover walk to class on Wednesday morning, or walk of shame; now you can do A RIDE OF SHAME! Bike by fellow students so quickly that they will not even notice your messy hair, smeared makeup or mini skirt. This bike sharing program will be wonderful, and any thoughts, questions or comments about the idea would be great. We will have bike racks around campus with numberous bikes that you can use simply by swiping your ID card on a box, opening a little door (like for tinker-bell sized people) and retrieve a key which will unlock the bike lock. When you’re done being shameful, eating or coming back from class, simply return the bike to any other hub and put the key back Simple as egg white omlets at Mather with ham, American Cheese, onions and peppers. In short, bikes. Get excited. Get ready. Pump up your tires, because otherwise you’ll crash and scrape your knee! owwwwwwww!

Until Next Time,

Stay fresh to impress with pants all pressed.

Sincerely

Dr. Peter Walters MD – Senator At-Large reppin’ 2011 until 2052!

3 Comments

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  Marston Hefner March 12, 2009 at 4:41 am

  Interesting
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  Krystal Ramirez March 12, 2009 at 5:07 pm

  Can y’all work on developing a campus map that points out where these bike hubs will be, as well as the bike stands that are around currently for students who have their own bikes?
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  whancock March 14, 2009 at 6:29 am

  yes we will be releasing hub location as well as the make of the bikes soon